Veteran Substitute Teacher Sets The Tone Early Into First Lesson With Impressive ‘Oi!’
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Mr S, as he would like to be referred to, has made it clear that just because Betoota High School's 9C's usual...
Baby Boomer searches high and low for ‘Vote No Gay Marriage’ Facebook filter
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Mortified at the prospect of same-sex couples being legally allowed to enter a loveless marriage such as his, a...
Bartender’s heart warmed after smug wanker’s credit card is declined
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Assuring the customer that the machine is not broken and after the customer blamed the bank, a local bartender's heart has been warmed...
Small Town ‘Buy, Swap And Sell’ Page Exclusively Used To Sling Insults And Organise Fights
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The Emmet Buy/Swap/Sell Facebook page started out with pure intentions according to the administrator, but internal town politics and...
Local Bachelorette Swoons At The Sound Of Grown Man Opening Velcro Wallet At The Bar
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Demi Munro describes herself as a lady of simple tastes and pleasures.
Cold rosé on a Friday night and pair...
CATCH-22: “I Quit Social Media And Now My Life Is Great But I Have No Way Of Telling Anyone”
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A local poon who enjoys working in an agency environment revealed to The Advocate via SMS that he quit...
Local Bloke’s Most Recent Brush With Law Serious Enough To Whip Out The Tarocash
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A local scallywag who is well known for catching the eye of the authorities must have really fucked up this time.
Witnesses say that...
White couple on Instagram with white teeth begin selling teeth whitening kits to other white people on Instagram
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A prominent East Betootanese social media power couple shifted their entrepreneurial empire into top gear this morning after signing...
Battling factory worker wondering when politicans will start trying to win his vote
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A West Betoota factory worker who depends upon weekend penalty rates to make ends meet has been left wondering...
Local Bloke Walking Out Of Suburban Massage Parlour Not Available For Comment
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A local Betoota man has been spotted attempting to hide his identity while leaving the premises of a well known oriental-themed massage...
