Man Jailed For Tricking Mate Into Having A Shot Of Black Sambuca
RACHAEL BURNT | Court Reporter | Contact
A South Betoota man was sentenced to serve a maximum of 12 months behind bars today with a...
Unwed Millennial Couple Buys Home After Finally Taking Joe Hockey’s Advice To Get Better Jobs
QUINTIN CARTWRIGHT | Local News | Contact
Two former South Betoota bottom-feeders have kick-started their life by trading in their old low-paying jobs for high-paying ones.
Sam Finsbury...
Local woman reveals she wants to be taken back to Europe in touching Instagram tribute to continent
SALLY BETTS | Culture | Contact
Returning to work this Monday at her boutique public relations firm, a local 24-year-old has taken to Instagram this...
Bob Katter stands in awe of new local solar panels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"You mean to say they get the power from the sun?" he said.
The Member for Kennedy asked his media...
Stumbling upon freshly-cleaned public toilet current highlight of local man’s weekend
GILBERT HESSE | Culture | Contact
A local father of four has revealed to The Advocate this morning that coming across a freshly-cleaned public toilet...
Man resigned to spending Friday night with his partner after group chat goes quiet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact
Stephen Donald has finally asked his girlfriend if she would like to go out for dinner, after exhausting...
Hip youth begging for cigarette in hotel smoking area wondering if local man can roll it for him as well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A prominent local smoker has come under fire today after refusing to roll a cigarette for a hip youth who hit him up...
Man fears his mother is being brainwashed by Minions memes after joining the Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A semi-retired local mother has taken to social media this morning in an attempt to stave off the boredom often associated with home...
Bride Demands Wedding Guests Have A Bit Of Fun In Lame As Fuck Photo Booth
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT
Lauryn Prince is a busy 20-something who enjoys subverting society's expectations about what young women should be and do on their wedding day.
That's why the junior accountant from Betoota...
Local fool discovers shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Curiosity got the better of prominent local fool, Glenn Bexley, this afternoon after he popped the top off his PERT 2-in-1 shampoo and had a...
