Study finds the easiest way to tell if someone is vegan is to wait until they inevitably tell you
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A groundbreaking new study into the cult of veganism has uncovered a disturbing new trend in which the easiest...
ISIS claim responsibility for local sushi train derailment
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Popular Middle Eastern terror organisation ISIS has taken to social media this morning to put their hand up and...
Entire Friendship Circle Treads Lightly Around Their Mate With The Screenshot Archive
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Leah Cummins is just another mid-twenties Australian with a close group of girlfriends that still catch up twice a week, eight years after...
Father grounds his 13-year-old after discovering he smokes menthols
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The father of a local teenager has made the heartbreaking decision to ground his eldest child this afternoon after...
Local woman’s 10-year school reunion ruined by seeing people she’s avoided for 10 years
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Like most well-adjusted regional high school graduates, Emma Caldwell left Betoota for the coast just weeks after receiving her high school results...
Part of Italian waiter dies each time a customer mangles pronunciation of Spaghetti Marinara
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A backpacking Roman spoke to The Advocate a short time ago out the back of a popular South Betoota...
Local Kid On Sleepover Keeps Head Low While His Mate Gets A Rinsing From Mum
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A polite local kid by the name of Chris has played it perfectly this morning, after finding himself caught up in a display...
Office Suck Ups Pretend To Get Excited About A Visit From The Boss’s Little Shit Of A Kid
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Even though nobody else is allowed to bring their kids into the office out of convenience, all of the suck ups at a...
Triple M Apologise For Not Reaching Daily Quota Of Eight P!NK Songs During Drive Show
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Local Betoota radio announcer Robert 'Flash' Flaczynski has today apologised to listeners for an unprecedented twenty minute gap between P!NK songs.
Flash, who came...
Man buys Koala mattress just to get their ads out of his f–king newsfeed
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A local marginally-employed-millennial finally caved into mattress giant Koala this afternoon after being bombarded non-stop with their Facebook advertising and purchased one of...
