‘My Shout’ Jokes Office Funny Guy At Work EOFY Party With Unlimited Bar Tab
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Even though literally every single person at the pub is aware that the boss has put his card over the bar for the...
Hungover Waiter’s Frustrations Become Audible After Fourth Request To Change Order
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A Betoota waiter and local party legend Jason Ivy was reported to have made a
considered attempt to hide his disgust and frustration...
Townie Drinking On The Bus Confirms The Water In Her Water Bottle Is Vodka
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After first telling our reporter what in the fuck he was looking at, Shyarnnah Kelso then instructed him to...
Baby Boomer couple with joint Facebook account have very controversial opinions
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After falling in love during their senior year at the exclusive Royal College of Hard Knocks in South Betoota, Leo and Sherryn Slacks...
Shock as local Persian rug outlet closes after fire sale as promised
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A friendly local rug merchant has broken with tradition and closed his successful outlet store after hosting a...
“What’s wrong with you?”: Man forced to explain why he doesn’t watch Game of Thrones
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An overly polite account manager at a local advertising firm has been forced to defend himself this morning...
Middle manager asks junior colleague if he’s got ‘Mondayitis’
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A popular South Betoota paralegal was bailed up in the corridor of his boutique law firm this morning by...
“We Did Things Differently When I Was Roadie For Australian Crawl” Says Every Pub Soundie Ever
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Around town sound guy Jeff Neve was overheard at soundcheck for the Betoota High
School annual Battle of The Bands, lecturing year...
Boyfriend Fucks Up Dinner In Bold Attempt To Not Be Asked To Cook Again This Week
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Tony James says he knew perfectly well what he was doing when he burnt the arse out of the...
Report finds you’re not pissed until you start talking like they do on The Sims
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An independent report commissioned by the Australian Hoteliers Association has concluded that patrons should only be denied service...
