Hay Fever Ads Herald The Beginning Of The Worst Time Of The Year
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Move over winter! There's a new cunt of a season in town!
That's according to Denise Roland, a polite researcher from Australia's peak scientific...
Local Bangladeshi sous chef can’t stop smiling for some reason
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Workmates of Mohammed Sayeed have told The Advocate that the typically quiet young man has 'really come out of...
A message from The Betoota Advocate to The Onion’s Editorial Board
RE: A MESSAGE FROM THE ONION’S EDITORIAL BOARD TO THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE
On behalf of The Betoota Advocate, I’d like to extend a warm welcome...
Enjoying A Run To IKEA Clearest Indicator That Man Is Getting Old
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Activities like pouring his heart out to a complete stranger at three in the morning on a school night...
Local Private Boys’ School Principal Dares Any Pupil To Turn Up To School In A Dress
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The principal of an exclusive local private boys' school has taken time out of his busy morning to explain to...
Office Brunch Grinds To A Halt After Discovering Man From Accounts Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones
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An office of Betoota's least interesting people enjoyed an early lunch this morning at a popular French Quarter cafe,...
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
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A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour that he's been taking moot...
Referee confirms he can hear local man screaming at him through the television
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In what started out as a line of questioning to determine if a local referee's eyes were 'fucking' painted...
Family Photo From 1985 Still Haunting Local Father
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There was a time when Michael Gomez thought he could laugh about it - but that time hasn't come.
In what describes as...
Man Down The Pub Told You That Mayweather Would Win In The 10th Before It Even Started
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A boxing prophet who decided to grace The Betoota Hotel with his presence this afternoon has spoken of how he knew Floyd Mayweather...
