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An office of Betoota’s least interesting people enjoyed an early lunch this morning at a popular French Quarter cafe, where to their disgust, they discovered someone in their midst doesn’t like or watch Game of Thrones.

Sam Caldwell, an accounts executive at a failing boutique South Betoota marketing firm, made the shock confession earlier today at the Pisse Dans Ma Poche cafe on Rue de Putain.

“What do you mean? What do you do on a Monday night?” scoffed Gloria, the firm’s receptionist.

“The fuck is the matter with you?”

The shock turned to anger after the 28-year-old revealed he enjoys watching the ABC of a Monday evening, where he gets off on joining in the conversation on Twitter.

Often with his beagle by his side, Sam curls up on the couch with a bowl of pasta and a red wine while he unwinds to the docile tones of Tony Jones and other closeted communists.

“I’ve read the books, so I already know what’s going to happen,” said Sam.

“Plus, they’re better than the television show, which I proudly boycott,”

“Honestly, though. I’m the social pariah of the office because I don’t watch a television show? Please.”

More to come.


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