Local Breakfast Television Presenter Vaguely Remembers A Time When He Was A Real Journalist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Being one of KBBL Betoota Imparja's breakfast television presenters is a rare privilege bestowed upon a chosen few - one...
Local Used Car Salesman Asks ‘What Is This Shit?’ After Stumbling Upon QI Rerun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Greg Klimt is a self-described simple man.
He enjoys supporting his beloved Dolphins and maintains a diet almost completely devoid...
Regional University Student Attends 10AM Early Morning Lecture In Best Pair Of Pyjamas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After failing to get into her favourite sandstone university, Emma Hutchins thought she might as well give up on...
Local Same-Sex Parents Relax After Spending Father’s Day Destroying Family Values
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local life partners and civil unionists, Wayne Carmichael and Adam Wolfe, told The Advocate this Sunday afternoon that they and their two adopted...
Toddler Gives Dad An Extra Special Public Meltdown For Father’s Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local 38-month-old completely lost his mind this morning in a popular French Quarter cafe in a touching tribute...
Local Sheep Farmer Still Has It In For P!nk Ten Years After She Criticised Mulesing
MIKE CATT | Sheep and Goats | Contact
Even the very mention of her name can send one local sheep farmer on an hour long...
Grown Man Still Terrified To Walk Through Local Park After Dark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though the shire council has made numerous efforts to improve the lighting in Apex Park, one local man is...
Laughter As Man With PhD Repeatedly Claims He’s A Real Doctor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A recent graduate from Diamantina Technical College has been called out today on his habit of referring to himself as...
Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand How Sick Boyfriend Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact
Despite the fact that everyone comes down with a cold at some point during winter, Jack Derwin is...
Local Barman Longs For The Day When He Can Say Thank God It’s Friday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
People like Wavell Rhodes are the unsung heroes of Friday afternoons.
They pour the beers and clean the glasses. Good your potato gems and...
