‘Make houses cheaper!’ says Millennial that just preordered a $1829 iPhone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local agency person has lashed out at everyone, including homeowners, for making houses so unaffordable for young people...
Highway Patrolman Cuts The Small Talk And Just Says He Pulled You Over For Speeding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
According to a recent survey, most conversations with police on the shoulder of a highway start with the eternal question:
"Do you know why...
Man Celebrates Feeling Normal Again After Weekend By Just Having A Few
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Many of Greg Manitoba's friend told The Advocate that the 28-year-old puts the 'fun' in 'functioning alcoholic' - a...
Local Girl Who Just Made The Move To Bondi Posts 17th Photo Of Bondi Icebergs To Instagram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A South Betootanese woman who slammed her the front door closed to parents' Dennison Street Californian bungalow earlier in the...
Local Office Person A Little Bit Too Excited For The Start Of The NFL Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A person that works in an office doing something with a computer has become in ire of his colleagues...
Builder Shocked As Apprentice Comes Back From Bunnings With Tartan Paint, Box Of Bright Sparks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local builder was left bemused this week, after the apprentice returned with his impossible request.
Brad Holmes, a middle aged joker...
Report: The Boys Looking Shmick In Their Rented Tuxes At First Ever Black Tie Event
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A recent report shows that the boys actually scrub up alright when they have to.
Sources close to the group are reporting that the...
Office Grot Sweeps Lunch Crumbs Off Desk And Onto The Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A polite but charmingly unkempt local tax accountant is once again the ire of the office today after he...
Ubers Surge To 88.7x After Police Start Roadside Testing For Cocaine In Affluent Local Areas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
For a number of years, the residents of the leafy East Betootanese enclave of Betoota Links have enjoyed the...
Uh-Oh! Andrew Bolt Chased To Local Dam Face By ANTIFA Protestors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Outspoken right-wing commentator Andrew Bolt has been chased through the streets of Melbourne this afternoon by a gang of anti-fascist thugs hell bent...
