Local Neurosurgeon Says He Still Hasn’t Mastered Cutting A Mango Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular young neurosurgeon at Betoota Private Hospital has spoken of the difficulty he faces in cutting up mangoes, saying...
Trendy Local Cafe Owner Spends Morning Milking His Almond Trees
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Danny Jogmann opened the Tungen Min Røvhul cafe in Betoota's Old City district last summer and since then, the Danish-inspired eatery...
Local Girl Briefly Toys With The Idea Of Putting Arms Through Sleeves Of Jacket Draped Over Shoulders
INGRID DOULTON | Lady About Town | Contact
A popular local fashion blogger has spoken of how she once considered putting her arms through the...
Disbelief As Newly-Relocated Commercial Pilot Reveals He’s Not Married To A Hostie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Recently-relocated Betoota pilot, Captain John Scibson (55) has shocked the town today by revealing that his wife works in a career that has...
CHILLING: What would happen if Betoota was nuked by North Korea?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Based upon North Korea's most recent nuclear test, a bomb of the same yield would all but destroy our bustling inland metropolis -...
Pub Banter Gains Momentum As Two Alpha Males Turn On Each Other
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
What was always going to be a rather heavy session has now been cranked up a few more notches than initially expected, it...
Local 35-year-old wondering why Triple J doesn’t appeal to him anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A socially-progressive yet musically regressive local alpaca breeder has been left wondering why each time he tunes into Triple...
Young Couple Regret Buying First Home After Only Getting 100 Likes Between Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A hard-working local millennial couple has revealed the horror that dawn on the day after buying their first house...
Tech Start-Up Office Feeling Immediately Threatened As Company Hires First Woman
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer (On The TV) | Contact
Once touted as the next tech hub of South West Queensland, Betootacone Gully ultimately failed to attract a large...
Local Jet-Lagged Man Only Has The Energy To Tell People He’s Jet-Lagged
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Returning from the other side of the planet with wild stories of the frontier, a local traveller crashed out...
