Man With Too Much Time On His Hands Decides To Make His Own Pasta
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Peter Gormond is a man who thought he had everything - until he got a pasta maker.
Since that day last autumn, the 28-year-old...
Chicken Surprisingly Outperforms Beef At Local Charity Event
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In an unprecedented twist to the evening, the chicken dish has actually received rave reviews.
At a local fundraiser for the Betoota Small Business...
Polynesian Bouncer Shares Subtle Nod With Polynesian Pub Patron
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Two Islander men that have never met each other but might still know the same people have exchanged a unique and exclusive look,...
REPORT: Partygoer ‘drinking whiskey out tha [sic] bottle’ definitely not think about tomorrow
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A report commissioned by Australia's peak scientific body has concluded that people who drink hard liquor straight from the...
Entire Plane Avoiding Eye Contact During Awkward Standing Part After Seat Belt Light
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Despite the fact that they aren't going to be walking off the plane for at least ten minutes, every single passenger on the...
Perennially-Late Local Lebanese Bloke Appropriately Nicknamed ‘Yalla’
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If you want Sam Mousawi to be somewhere on time, tell him to be there an hour before you will.
The 27-year-old...
These Young Professionals At The Pub Are Talking About Cryptocurrencies
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A troubling new trend is sweeping the licensed premises around Betoota's Financial District according to many local publicans, who say that the young...
Thoughtful Grey Nomads Put UHF Channel On Back Of Caravan So Truckies Can Easily Abuse Them
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An elderly home-owning Betoota Ponds couple set out on the trip of a lifetime earlier this month with no...
Man With No Defining Personality Traits Wins A Few Laughs By Drinking Out Of Shoe
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A local bloke, who otherwise wouldn't be remembered as a party guest, has stolen the show at a local house party for...
Local Bloke Watches Monday Night Block Once And Vows Never To Watch Q&A Again
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Devoting many of his Monday nights to the highbrow delight that is the ABC's Q&A programme, a local network engineer had his world...
