Local Sunday-Sessioner Under Impression He Got Away With It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Atoning for Friday on Saturday is nothing compared to paying the price for Saturday on Sunday.
That's according to one...
Office Tight-Arse Furious He Forgot To Sign Card For Present He Actually Put In For
DONNA HOLDEN | Culture | CONTACT
Michael Kelsen, 27, has been left kicking himself after forgetting to sign the card for a co-worker’s birthday gift which he contributed...
Great Night’s Sleep Marred By Local Man’s Hypercritical Internal Monologue
KEVIN DOUGLAS | Local News | Contact
Speaking to The Advocate through an artificial buzz that only a sleepless night and a quadruple shot flat white...
Man In New City Forced To Start Playing A Contact Sport Again To Make Friends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Moving to a new city can be daunting, especially if it's work-related and to a place where you know...
Hungover Teacher Decides Today Is Movie Day
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Two-for-one proseccos at the Dolphins Leagues Club last night got the better of a local Year 2 teacher, who...
Local Father Beginning To Realise The Bachelorette Is Indeed A Rich Tapestry Of Human Emotion
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Local father of four, Michael Collander, took time out of his busy Thursday morning to speak to The Advocate...
Report: Nobody Cares What’s In McNuggets, They Taste Like Heroin
CASHEW DURKIN | Food | Contact
As urban legends continue to swirl regarding the ingredients in McDonald's popular McNuggets, a recent study conducted by the...
18-Year-Old Buying A Bottle Of OP Rum Thinks His New Years Is Going To End Well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Celebrations are heating up South Betoota and one local engineering student is getting ready to drink himself into a pair of handcuffs.
Walking past...
Local Employed Man Jealous Of Jobless Hippies Slacklining In The Park
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Thinking he had it made because he walks to work each day through a nice park, Miles Frucor knows...
18-Year-Old Madman Whips Out Hip Flask With Name Engraved On It At Local Gathering
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You only turn 18 once and last night it was Debbie Granger's turn.
The local student didn't let the fact...
