“Argh! Is It Friday, Yet?” Asks Boring Coworker Who’s Gonna Work On Saturday Anyway
LAURY LUCKNOW | Local News | Contact
A French Quarter office person has asked a fellow office person if it's Friday yet, to which the...
New Study Launched Into Why Local Buses Magically Appear The Moment Someone Lights A Cigarette
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Morris Lupus ran for the 9:01 am L45 to Betoota Green Junction this morning, something he feels well above...
Local Mother Still Reeling From News Her Son’s New Girlfriend Is A ‘Penciller’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A prominent Betoota Grove mother of four was forced to have an after-dinner lie down against her will tonight after she learned her...
Upper-Middle-Class-Stay-At-Home-Mum Picks Up On Guest’s Lack Of Long Forgotten Table Manners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A prominent Betoota Grove mother of four was forced to have an after-dinner lie down against her will tonight...
“Nice To Meet You, Greg!” Says Man Who’ll Forget Greg’s Name In 30 Seconds Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As blood sugars run low late on this horrible yet idle Thursday afternoon, two local lawyers met each other...
Local Tattoo Parlour Investigated For Not Having Links To Bikie Gangs
GWEN ORKEN | Local News | Contact
A late model Toyota Prius parked outside a popular local tattoo parlour has sparked a police investigation into the business...
Why Do Only Upper-Middle-Class-Family-With-Labradors Celebrate Halloween?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Diamantina Shire has launched an investigation into why only predominantly-upper-middle-class-families-with-labrador-retrievers celebrate the traditional American holiday of Halloween, when...
Local Insecure Friend Waits Patiently To One Up The Story You Just Told
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Regaling his close friends, at their request, for the fourth time this year about an 'epic' boat cruise he...
Studio Executives Gather To Decide Which Classic Movie They’ll Remake Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Move over original thought, there's a new, real moneymaker in town.
A number of leading local executives from a prominent...
Local Unlucky Man Develops Common Cold During Common Heat Wave
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite taking every precaution, one North Betootanese accountant was forced to take a precious sick day today after coming down with the common...
