Local Man’s Day Sufficiently Bad Enough To Warrant Purchase of Frozen Pizza, White Wine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Stephen Kovari has had an absolute cunt of a yesterday.
Speaking to The Advocate from his humble Betoota Ponds studio apartment, the 36-year-old salesperson...
20-Year-Old Bloke Who All Of A Sudden Piled On Muscle Either Joining Bikies Or Police Force
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local 20-year-old bloke could be making a move on either side of the law at this rate, judging by how rigged...
Betoota’s New Monorail To Service Hundreds Until It’s Scrapped In 2026 For No Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Lauded as 'The Channel Country's Clem7" the new Diamantina monorail service was launched today by Betoota mayor Councillor Keith Carton and several...
“Coal Is Actually Pretty Neat” Says Point Piper Man With Solar Panels And Hybrid Car
GREG PONCHO | Canberra et al. | Contact
A popular Point Piper public servant has sighed repeatedly over his cappuccino this morning after realising that...
Betoota Holiday Campsite Introduces New Gender-Neutral Bathrooms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota's iconic 'Outdoor Recreational Holiday Park' has today unveiled their daring new gender-neutral bathrooms, as board members of the 200-year-old tourism destination...
Pete Evans’ Cookbooks Placed In Fiction Section At QBD Bookstores
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Regional Queensland's premier bookshop has today drawn a line in the sand between dietary self-help and potentially dangerous cult-like trends.
QBD, the only...
Study Confirms Office Fridge Can Go Suck A Chode
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Employees at Betoota Eastside Reality have mixed feelings in response to the conclusion of a three-year study that has...
Caution: Local Web Developer Is Mates With A Sniper So Don’t Test Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
He’s a web developer known for his Pop Vinyl collection and long comments defending DC films but there is more to 26-year-old Chris...
Drop Everything: Local Dad Can’t Find His Keys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The Moore family of 15B Muru Avenue, Betoota have been advised to end their after routine begin immediately assisting father Wayne Moore (43)...
Reformed Child Psychopath Somehow Turned Out OK After Drowning 47 People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Katie Frost has bared the burden of her past for what seems like an age.
While on the surface, she seems calm and collected....
