Progress: This Boss Promotes Feminism By Hiring Women Who Can Hang With The Guys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In what might be one for the history books, the founder of local online gambling company, Murray Blackstock, is...
Local Bloke With Violent Tendencies Minimizes Risk By Declaring Himself More Of A Bourbon Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"I can't drink rum," said Gregor Donaldson.
"Rum makes me fight, it makes me violent. It's a mug's drink. Bourbon...
“We Voted To Protect The Sanctity Of Marriage!” Says Local Couple Enjoying Reruns Of Married At First Sight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Glenn Gilmore invited our reporters into his Betoota Grove serviced apartment this morning to set the record straight.
His third...
Cuteness Overload! This Childless Young Professional Thinks He’s Actually Tired!
ELLIE LONGBEACH | Home | Contact
Drop everything, everyone!
Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a local buyers agent said he was 'absolutely exhausted' this...
Fed Up With All The Drama In Her Life, Small Town Woman Takes To Facebook And Vents
SUSHIL SHARMA | Local Crime | Contact
If you were to ask Sharnee Wilson if Taylor Sherk has been running her mouth about her all over town, you'd...
CSIRO To Fund Study Into Why Cats Do The Things They Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's hardly news but Australia's peak scientific body, the CSIRO, is launching a study into why cats do the things they do that...
Young Lawyer On The Cusp Of Burning Out Saved Yet Again By Motivational Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There was a point in time when Mark Donald cared about his clients.
That time was a long time ago.
As...
Wasted Local Man At Gig Tells Soundie To Turn The Bass Guitar Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite there not being a bass guitar on stage, a local concert-goer took it upon himself last night to...
Local Dog Stops Thunderstorm With Bark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular Betoota Ponds golden retriever has reportedly stopped a local thunderstorm this afternoon by barking at it.
With each...
Watch Out Local Hiking Trails! Man’s New Patagonia T-Shirt Arrived In The Mail Today And He’s Not Afraid To Use It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Unable to go hiking until now, one local accountant almost completely devoid of a personality received his new Patagonia...
