Cashed-Up Tourist’s Inability To Reverse With Trailer Brings Joy To Locals
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"Left hand down, mate," he yelled from the jetty.
"Yeah keep going. Nah go back up and straighten out, mate....
Local Dad Teaches Son How To Pull Uncle Mark’s Short Balls Ahead Of Christmas Match
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"Roll your wrists, Joey," he said.
"Keep your head over the ball, don't be scared to watch it onto the...
Man Starting On Rums At Christmas Party Under Impression He’ll Be There All Night
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Andy Thompson may have been a little bit naive to think that he was in this year’s Chrissy party for the...
Roosters Relocate Headquarters To Bermuda In Effort To Stay Under Salary Cap
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From Bondi to Bermuda, it’s a move that could shock the NRL to its core.
The Sydney Roosters have announced that they...
Dolphins Captain Detained Overnight After Public Indecency In Conservative Western Region
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Betoota Rugby League Club is in crisis control this morning after their 3rd-grade captain was detained in a...
Bureau Of Meteorology Breaks With Protocol And Correctly Forecasts Weather
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Popular state-run weather service, the Bureau Of Meteorology, has broken with the usual modus operandi and successful forecast the weather today.
Early...
New Juicer Already On The Shelf
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As Paul Keating famously said during a speech to the UN back in 1993, Australia is so rich that everyone will own a...
Local Dog Clearly Not Enjoying Run As Much As The Owner Is
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A popular local dog has revealed to The Advocate this afternoon that though he looks like he's enjoying himself...
Local Feature Said To Be The Worst One Punter Has Ever Had
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“This is bullshit,” he said.
”If only that was a coin, I’d be up a grand!”
Sam Ellis has just been...
Outrage As Justin Hemmes Swoops On Iconic Betoota Hotel
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Popular southern bar magnate Justin Hemmes is allegedly in talks with the owners of The Cashew & Pogostick Hotel...
