Small Town RSL Front Desk Asks Non-English Speaking Backpackers If They’re Members
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
An ordinary Thursday night shift has become anything but as North Betoota RSL club front-desker Stuart Atkins (65) asked...
CHICKEN COLESLAW ROLLS: Tradie Prepares His Cultural Dish For Lunch
TRACEY BENDINGER | Foodie | Contact
The healthy eating trend that has taken the world by storm has today trickled down into the community of...
New Homeowner Says Come Over For A Tour Of Their 800 Sq Ft Skybox
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Managing to squeeze her way into the property market through a combination of hard work and wealthy parents, Janice Baillieu (28) insists...
Barnaby Joyce Saga Inspires George Christensen To Get Back On The Horse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Deputy Prime Minister walked into George Christensen's parliamentary office this morning with one thing on his mind.
It wasn't anything to do with Malcolm...
Date Swoons As Young Professional Refreshes His Crypto Wallet Right Before Her Eyes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"No, really," she said.
"I'm listening this time. Explain the blockchain to me one more time."
James Cartwright smiled and slide back in the booth...
White Australian Panics And Overcomplicates Handshake With Cool Black Friend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Innocent bystanders were left in a state of shock today after witnessing a goofy migaloo mangling a pretty standard handshake with a black...
Study: Running With A Back-To-Front Visor Can Increase Speeds By Up To 20%
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
According to a recent study conducted by Australia's peak scientific body, running with a visor turned back-to-front on your head can actually make you...
Inner-City Leftie Can’t Write Anything Without Smudging It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In his position as both the Southwest Queensland Young Monarchists League President and the local Young Nationals Treasurer, Sam...
Apprentice Finally Signed Off On 1st Year After Blowing Into Boss’s DUI Interlock At Knock Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A construction worksite in Betoota's growing Flight Path District is in good spirits this afternoon, as a local sheriff arrived to install a...
Meet The Sexual Deviant Who Loves Having His Headphones Yanked Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In these halcyon days of corded headphones, one local meatpacker says he relishes in being degraded and sexually stimulated by his pair.
Stellan Lambeau routinely...
