CARPE DIEM: Local Couple Trades Drugs And Alcohol For Rollerblading And Good Times
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This time last year, most Sunday for Pierce Lewis and Emma Poncho were a struggle.
One of them would roll...
City Worker Happy To Drop $400 On Dinner Tonight If It Means He Doesn’t Have To Watch Reality TV
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A midtown young professional as spoken of how pleased he is to spend an evening away from the television tonight - even if...
“Let Me Crack Your Back” Says Wildly Unqualified Chiropractor At Kick-Ons
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Still amped up from an evening on the Dr Peppers and rum, a chronic back pain sufferer has looked to a casual acquaintance...
Vietnamese Mate Accidentally Reveals Deep Understanding Of Underground Street Racing Culture
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Over a few casual beers this afternoon, Vietnamese mate Martin Vo has accidentally revealed that he used to spend most Thursday's nights...
Tamworth Red Rooster Removes The ‘S’ From Their Sign In Solidarity With Barnaby Joyce
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Popular Tamworth highway diner, Red Rooster, has become Red Rooter overnight in solidarity with their embattled local member Barnaby...
Office Internet Speeds Now Reminding Worker Of Using LimeWire As A Boy
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A person who works in an office with a computer for money has had a nostalgic episode this afternoon as his workplace's internet...
Local Battler Takes To Social Media To See If Anybody Has An Old Phone He Can Have
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For the second time this year, Greg Pouch of Betoota Heights is currently without a phone.
Just how the 28-year-old came to lose his...
New Englander Pulling A Calf Says The Prospect Of Another By-Election Is Just As Disgusting
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Peter Mulligon, a Glenn Innes man-of-the-land, has expressed his outrage and disgust to The Advocate this morning at the...
Friend Attempts To Explain How We’re All Living In A Simulation Without Sounding Crazy
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Moments after two men dressed in the same clothes walking out from the smoking pokies, Dale Tuckham thought it was about time he let...
“No Thanks!”: New Parents Ask If You’d Like To Hold The Baby For A Minute
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A local young professional has declined an offer this morning to hold her friend's new baby, according to witnesses.
Amy Fastman, a French Quarter...
