Loyal QANTAS Customer Proud Of The Fact That He Pays More Tax Than The Entire Airline
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Despite claiming the odd few things he shouldn’t, and lying here and there when he lodges some of his returns, Sam Nicholson still pays...
Refreshing Tracking Information Every 10 Minutes Found To Make Parcels Arrive 20% Faster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"I paid for express postage," she said.
"Where is my jacket? I ordered and paid for it on Thursday and it still says it's...
Report: Working In Advertising All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses A Big Client
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The blame game has started down at Colenso BBDO's South Betoota office this afternoon after news broke that local chainsaw and lawnmower retailer, Perry's...
MMA Coach Feels His Student Is Ready To Go On His First Carnival Cruise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After close to a year of intensive training, a local boxing coach feels one of his star students is...
Amateur Theatre Company To Unapologetically Butcher ‘Cats’ For The Next 6 Weeks
SHEILA BAKER | Theatre Critic | Contact
The artistic director of the Betoota Grove Theatre Association (BGTA) announced today that there will be no formal apology made to Andrew Lloyd...
Local Bankers Chuffed To Learn Royal Commission Is Now Out Of The News Cycle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Down by the banks of the French Quarter's largest artificial lake, local bankers congregate at a popular licenced premise to socialise, talk about...
Local Man Applies Insect Repellent To Mozzie Bites In Pointless Attempt At Fixing Itch
BARTHOLOMEW McCUMBLERAND | Investigative | CONTACT
A local Betootan has been spotted applying copious amounts of Aeroguard spray to his already heavily bitten arm, despite being warned...
Report: Watching The ABC Every Monday Night Makes You Better, Smarter Than Everyone Else
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Wanting to save the planet but refusing to release themselves to the rough sea of the local public transport system, a popular educated...
Elderly Neighbours Excitedly Watch On After Calling The Cops On House Party Down The Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Saturday night, Betoota Heights.
Two ageing and respected members of the middle-class enclave atop the hill on the north side of town have taken...
Dream Catcher Above Local Millennial’s Bed Has Only Caught Broken Ones So Far
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Aside from being permanently locked out of the housing market, persecuted for enjoying a popular stonefruit smooshed onto bread...
