Local Romantic Makes A Few Lifestyle Changes After Learning Girlfriend Is Into Sickly String-beans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has had his whole worldview turned on its head after finding out that his girlfriend isn’t...
Report: Former Skinny Jeans Guy Now A Jewellery Guy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who used to be known for his love of spray on jeans has successfully rebranded to something...
Gossiping Hospo Workers Theorise Bartender Rostered On Every Sunday Must Be Rooting The Manager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In hospitality, there’s nothing more sacred than getting double time on a Sunday shift and earning yourself enough money...
Small Town Begging For Another Pub Musician Other Than Damo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Two hours south-east of Betoota in the Channel Country stab capital of Mt. Quilby, residents are dealing with another...
Bloke Dragged To Frozen Yoghurt Station Wondering How The Fuck This Shit Comes To $14.96
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today had the shock of his life after he was dragged to a bustling frozen...
Mum Gives Up Hope Of Ever Having A Back Seat Free Of Maccas Chips As Kids Discover Happy Meals
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local mum has given up her fight of ever having a clean car or ever going a single...
Local GP Pumps The Sanitiser As Patient Begins Referencing An Interesting YouTube Resource
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Betoota Heights General Practioner Beverly Watts had today made extra sure to practice safe hygiene after an interesting appointment with a local patient....
Clean Freak Welcomes Guests By Prefacing That The Unit Block Has A Cockroach Problem, Not Her!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Melissa Shearston has a raging cockroach infestation but it’s honestly not her fault.
Which she wants to clarify...
Friend’s Weekly Dating Escapades Now More Complex Than The Entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today reached breaking point after yet again failing to remember who the fuck her friend...
Hungover Bloke Strips Off Clothes After Exerting Too Much Energy Trying To Strangle One Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACTA bloke who hit it way too hard this weekend has faced the repercussions of his hedonistic behaviour, when his bowels staged...
