Local Girl’s Indoor Plants Fairly Reflective Of Her Own Wellbeing After Disgusting Silly Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Though local woman Tess Eastes likes to consider herself a green thumb, it appears as though she’s more in love with the...
Metalhead Drifts Off Into System Of A Down As Wife Berates Him For Leaving His Keys On The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Though he doesn’t listen to metal as much as he used to, Patrick Tyson says there’s no such thing as a 'former' metalhead.
For...
Uni Student Can’t Believe There’s Only Just Over A Month Of Holidays Left
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
For many Australians, the sun has set on the cheesy, boozy days of the summer break but for some it is not yet...
NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NSW Government has today come out in defence of their most supportive donors and policymakers at the Hillsong Church, after the Pentecostal...
Local Commitment-phobe Buys Himself Another 12 Months By Surprising Partner with New Staffy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man has bought himself one more year ring-free, by surprising his long-term girlfriend with a new staffy pup.
Despite spending...
Packed Social Calendar Sees Woman Scheduling Virus Somewhere Between Hottest 100 And Upcoming Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
With catching omicron seemingly now an inevitable fate for anyone who ventures outside their home, many are left waiting for the shoe to...
Bass Player Insists They Can Play The Real Guitar Too So Shut Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A bass player has today had to defend themselves yet again for copping some flack for choosing to play bass.
It’s alleged Benny Porter...
Independent Study Finds Nu-Metal Still Goes Fuckin Hard After 8 Beers
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT
According to the undeniable findings of a new independent study, researchers have concluded that Nu-Metal still goes fuckin hard after 8 beers.
The report...
Chips On The Beach Quickly Vetoed In Favour Of Watching Dad Get Pissed On Scotch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
On paper, Christmas is that time of year where families have their hallmark moment, eating great food, pulling crackers and exchanging thoughtful gifts.
But...
Husband Immediately Shushed After Trying To Offer Input On Interior Design Of His Own Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has today been silenced after trying to offer some thoughts on how his home should be decorated, it's reported.
It's...
