Politics

5 February, 2015. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DESHAUN EMMANUEL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND how Australians aren't scared to go outside, as the country is home to a disproportional amount of venomous animals. That's despite him being raised in the US gun murder capital of Washington D.C. - where you're more likely to be shot to death than graduate from college. Speaking yesterday...

1 February, 2016 13:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fugitive known as "Boo-boo" has today handed himself in to officers at Darwin's Border Force headquarters, after spending more than half of his life on the run. After arriving in Australia in late 2015 as a prenatal asylum seeker, Boo-Boo came to the attention of authorities are being officially documented in an Australian hospital, with...

28 January, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN A POLITICAL STUNT that's shocked Australians around the country, Clive Palmer's latest attempt to keep his party from certain annihilation at this year's federal election is nothing short of spectacular. The Palmer United Blues Explosion debuted last night at Perth's iconic Astor Theatre, with the 61-year-old fronting the two-piece band with Senator...

21 January, 2016 14:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Footage obtained by the Hobart Mercury earlier today shows Independent Tasmanian senator, Jacqui Lambie, involved in a physical dispute over sale items with other shoppers in a Kmart outlet in her hometown of Burnie, in the state's north coast. The video, which has since been removed from social media, shows Lambie grappling with several other...

20 January, 2016 11:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The national president of the ALP, Mark Butler, has today confirmed that the struggling political party's new outdoor campaign has been launched in response to growing concerns that the Australian opposition leader might have died. "The Australian Labor Party has seen a lot of infighting amongst about whether or not we write Bill Shorten off completely," "A...

IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT Local Australian tennis prodigy, Theo Fukinakakas (11) has been informed by the games greats that he is too much self-discipline to represent Australia. Despite boasting an unbeaten record in state representative tennis, the South Betoota Boys High student has been shunned by both his local district as well as the greater tennis community. Coaches, ex-players and overly protective, unfulfilled...

8 December, 2016 17:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday afternoon it became evident that Barnaby Joyce Member For New England was in the running to be chosen as the next Deputy Prime Minister Of Australia. As Australia's oldest and favourite newspaper, as well as Australia's most read Outback publication, we took it upon ourselves to inform Barnaby of the wants and needs of...

ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today admitted to accidentally sending a text message to our very own, Clancy Overell, and then proceeding to negotiate a bribe that would persuade our editor against leaking the correspondence. I can get your Catholic children into a real private school It is believed Turnbull's controversial text messages were meant for the...

3 January, 2016 10:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 4,000 tenants living in the iconic public housing commission (commonly known as The Towers) in the Redfern/Waterloo area of inner Sydney have been promised by Premier Mike Baird that will have the opportunity to remain in the suburb when their entire community is knocked down and rebuilt as part of plans for a new...

31 December, 2015. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S A LEADING cause of greenhouse emissions. Socialists moan about it all the time. Scientists have told us for years that it's going to end up dooming the planet. Methane occurs naturally in the environment but the overwhelming majority of it comes from deep in the bowels of livestock and people who...