Christensen Praised By Coalition For Finally Doing Something That Improves Their Election Chances
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Controversial Nationals MP George Christensen has announced he will not run in the next election, a move that has been praised by the...
Christensen Quits Politics for Heavyweight Boxing, Calls Out Gallen for A Thrilla in Manila II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Australia's very own Member for Manilla has sensationally announced he will be walking away from politics to pursue a career in boxing.
The...
“Inner City Types Won’t Dictate Carbon Policy” Says PM Who Must Think Rupert Lives In Bourke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Prime Minister has come out all guns blazing this week, and laid down a plan for what our future looks like....
“The Murdoch Media Just Makes Up Lies” Claims Gay Lovers, Kevin Rudd And Malcolm Turnbull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Former Prime Ministers have joined more than just forces this week as Malcolm Turnbull joins his fellow ex-PM, and live-in lover Kevin Rudd,...
Hot Mess Gladys Awkwardly Overgiggles After Chris Hemsworth Makes A Joke About Mondays
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After a relatively drama free few months, Hot Mess Gladys is back!
Everyone's favourite bumbling single Premier has returned to the spotlight after...
Monopoly Updated – Get Out Of Jail Free Card Automatically Issued To Australian Politicians
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Popular board game Monopoly will be updated with new, modern Community Chest Cards says manufacturer Hasbro in a recent statement.
The game, released in...
Nan Certain None Of This Woulda Happened If We Still Had Tony
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
With accusations of bullying, sexism, coverups, pork-barrelling and hiring a fucking hip hop dance group for the commissioning ceremony of a naval ship,...
Scotty Claims He Sent Christine An Apology Via Post And It Should Get There In 10-14 Working Days
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The under fire Prime Minister has once again brushed off calls to publicly apologise to former Australia Post CEO Christine Holgate today.
However,...
PM Overhauls Jab Roll-Out, Entire Nation To Receive Dose By The Time Eels Win A Premiership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In line with public expectation, the Prime Minister has this week downgraded his jab policy targets.
The Head of Marketing has admitted that...
C-Bomb Scotty Returns To Try Gear About How Women Like To Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
After accidentally identifying one of his own MPs as a khunt during a press conference, job-sharing PM Scott Morrison seems to have discovered...
