“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
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Australia's former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being handed some sort of suss yuppy beer when...
“How Dare They Call It The Sydney Strain!” Says Sydney Government Responsible For Sydney Strain
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The people who run the government in Sydney are upset that people from other states are calling the recent...
PM: “Sydney Needs Lockdown Cash Boost Because We Need Western Sydney To Win The Election”
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The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestions from Victoria that his government has shown preferential treatment to the Liberal...
Former Acting Premier James Merlino Takes Union-Mandated RDO Today
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Former Acting Premier of Victoria James Merlino is enjoying a union-mandated rostered day off (RDO) today after months of...
Joel Fitzgibbon Getting Nervous After NSW Labor Fail To Win Seat They Haven’t Held Since 1910
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Federal Labor backbencher Joel FitzGibbon has threatened to walk away from his own party for the 356th time this morning, after learning that...
Government Set To Meet Climate Targets By Giving 10 Billion To Dying Fossil Fuel Industries
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today assured the nation, and the world, that we are on track to meet our climate obligations.
Speaking after...
Albo Busts Into Five Dock Barber Demanding To Know Who Owns The Sick Berlina 5 Litre Out Front
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today demanded answers from local community figures regarding that mint condition 5 litre Holden Berlina sedan parked on...
Government Asks Youth To Use Their Retirement Savings To Prop Up Hyper-Inflated Property Market
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The Federal Government is calling on the nation's young people to take on six to seven figures of debt...
States Ask PM To Lend Them Tamil Family Detention Facilities To Help With Quarantine Effort
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State governments have today publicly demanded the Prime Minister do more to help with the quarantine effort.
After handballing the vast majority of...
International Trade Back On As Scotty Tees Up Meeting With Nigerian Prince
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Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced a lucrative new plan that will see international trade booming once more.
According to the self-titled Larrikin-In-Chief,...
