PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300 incentive to those who get fully vaccinated...
Grandpa Kev Teaches Scotty How To Shave After PM Returns From Shower Covered In Bits Of Tissue
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"So what ya wanna do...." says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor.
"Bung a bit of water on your face. Like so"
"Then...
‘Stupid Bogans’ To Blame For Yesterday, Not Lack Of JobKeeper Or Insufficient Supply Of Jabs
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PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely dangerous and unorganised rally in Sydney’s CBD...
Dan Andrews Says Irresponsible Sydney Residents Should Be Doing Exactly What They Are Doing
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The Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today been met with a chorus of support from inner-city Melbourne residents whose entire identities are based...
“We’ll Keep This Between Us” Says Grandpa Kev After Finding Scotty’s Zoo Magazine Sock
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COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SEC: Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has once again spared Scotty From Marketing the humiliation of...
We Interview The One Australian That Reckons Getting A Jab Was An Easy And Transparent Process
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With just less than 3 million Australians that have received both of their shots, it's become quite clear that Australia's current jab roll-out...
“Look At This Bloody Dickahead” Says Nonno
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It seems that local Ingham resident Raphael Panucci might change his ways after the run Scotty's been having.
This comes after almost an...
“Look Them In The Eyes When They’re Talking To You!” Grandpa Kev Makes Scotty Face The Media
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TIME TO MAN UP KID: Scotty From Marketing has pulled up just short of apologising for the problems the government has had with...
“What The Fuck Is That?” Asks Grandpa Kev As Scotty Returns Home With Fluffy White Pomeranian
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Australia's former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today come to terms with the fact that he won't be leaving his reluctant posting at...
“Not Again!!!” Roars Grandpa Kev After Finding One-Way Ticket To Hawaii In Scotty’s Tackle Box
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Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia's fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely after our discovering our flakey Prime Minister's plans...
