Nation Braces For The Annual Picture Of Scotty Singing With His Eyes Closed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australians around the nation are letting out a small collective sigh as they acknowledge the annual picture of our ‘sometimes-for-a-treat’ Prime Minister Scott...
“Well, I Don’t Know What You Want Then?” Yells PM Wearing Empathy Belly
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Inspired by a Jordan Peterson video on YouTube, occasional Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison decided to make a win for himself today and...
Red Frogs Called In To Consult With Parliament House Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With it more clear than ever that the culture of the Canberra bubble is in serious need of a retcon, the big guns...
Scotty Brought To Tears After Imagining That Desk Belonging To Jenny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Head of Marketing has today been brought to tears by some of the acts that have taken place inside his workplace....
Paid Leave Porter Smiles With Glee As He Fires Up The Mower At 7am On A Sunday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The off work Attorney General has reportedly caused a bit of a scene over the weekend.
With Sunday just another day for the...
Local Cow Furious After Being Called A Lying Linda Reynolds
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Local cow BR433A, or as she prefers to be called ‘Marjorie’, has today reacted with fury after being referred to as a “lying...
SpaceX Moves Up To Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Safety Rating
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In exciting news for the future of space travel, SpaceX, the commercial space travel company owned by bizarre billionaire Elon Musk, the US...
Taxpayers Ecstatic At Prospect Of Funding Both Sides Of Paid Leave Porter’s Defamation Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's population has today revealed that they are rubbing their hands with glee at the idea of paying for our Attorney General to...
Paid Leave Porter Takes A Break From Squeezing Supermarket Avocados To Sue ABC For Defamation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a huge day of protests across the country, the Attorney General has tried to create a weird smokescreen to prevent people from...
Government Urged To Take This Nationwide Protest As Seriously As Few Needles In Strawberries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With March 4 Justice rallies taking place across the country today, the Federal Government has been urged to take the issue as seriously...
