Paid Leave Porter Douses Clothes In Bed Lice Before Donating To Vinnies
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Op-Shoppers at Butler Vinnies were treated to a surprise visit from the countries' trendiest disgraced politician Christian Porter, who appeared at the store...
Barnaby Puts In For Some Of This New Mental Health Leave After A Few Spots At Yamba Open Up For Easter
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Political journeyman Barnaby Joyce has put in for whatever leave accused rapist Christian Porter and the incompetent Linda Reynolds...
Christian Porter Spends First Day Of Paid Leave Burning Ants With Magnifying Glass
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After a week of actually facing some tough questions about horrific sexual assault allegations levelled against him, Attorney-General Christian Porter has today taken...
Local HR Manager Reminds Staff That Paid Mental Health Leave Is Only For Politicians Who Fuck Up
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A Betoota Flight Path District HR manager has this week told his employees not to get any ideas.
Speaking at a snap meeting...
Man Responsible For Robodebt Horrified That People Are Asking Him To Prove His Innocence
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The Attorney General and former Minister for Social Services Chrisitan Porter, has today asked the media and the nation to simply take him...
PM: “Parliament House Rapists To Face Same Level Of Accountability As Welfare Cheats”
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Scott Morrison has finally given an indication that he might just do something more about the four allegations made against a former Liberal...
Islamic Leaders Tell Dutton He Can’t Look The Other Way To Criminal Behaviour In His Community
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Islamic leaders across Australia have today urged Peter Dutton and Scott Morrison to do more about the criminal behaviour within their community.
The...
Mark McGowan Practices Saying “This Election Will Be Tough” In The Mirror With A Straight Face
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Mark McGowan has prepared himself for yet another day of public service by practicing public speaking in the restrooms...
Scotty Hits Out At Media For Making Him, The Victim, Feel Like He Brought This Upon Himself
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The nation's Head of Marketing has today hit out at Australia's culture of victim-blaming.
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Dutton Encourages Aussies To Get Their News From Bubbling Cauldron Like He Does
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In case your old mate from uni who wears a Ramones shirt that matches his dog's handkerchief hasn’t told you, Facebook has blocked...
