PM Decides Against Firing An AR15 Into Crowded Cronulla Shopping Mall After A Chat With Jenny
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is taking a stand to ensure that people are safe from spree shootings in shopping centres,...
Clive Palmer, Gina Rinehart Selected At Random To Be Among First To Receive Spicy Cough Jab
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Mining identities Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart have been selected at random today to be among the first in...
Pete Evans The Most Recent Psychopathic Eastern Suburbs Millionaire To Make A Run At Canberra
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In some worrying news for Australia's already incinerating democracy - it seems that one of Australia's loudest medical skeptics and conspiracists...
Questions About Government Accountability Dismissed As Leftie Bias
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A government member has today done his best to avoid answering questions about his behaviour as an elected official whose salary is paid...
PM Forced To Swallow Pride And Call Turnbull For Tips On How To Deal With The Tighthead Props
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Just after the Prime Minister had finally managed to discipline his electoral neighbour, Craig Kelly, for hysterically spreading medical misinformation at odds...
Chief Medical Officer Resigns After Some Compelling Arguments From Failed Furniture Salesman
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In some breaking news from the nation's capital today, the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) has announced he will be stepping down from the...
Albo Announces All Labor Frontbench Meetings Will Be Held In Westfield Car Parks From Now On
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese last week announced a reshuffle of his frontbench, with key portfolio changes triggering a wave of conservative news...
Young Liberals Face Criticism From Morrison For Dressing So Promiscuously
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Leaders from both the Federal and Victorian Liberal Party are being urged to take further action against a dapper group of right-wing...
Joel Fitzgibbon Demands Labor’s Climate Change Policy Be Solely Based On Keeping Him In A Job
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As storms begin to brew in regards to Anthony Albanese's leadership, Joel Fitzgibbon has today hit the media junket with another big demand....
Opposition Leader Toys With Idea Of Offering Some Opposition To Controversial Issue
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The nation's shadow leader has this week reportedly contemplated the idea of offering up some shadow policy.
This comes after another few months...
