Government Warns Census May Cause Blood Clots To Under 50s After Failing To Order Enough Forms
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TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned people not to “jump to conclusions” and...
Albo Clarifies Of Course This $300 Is Gonna Be In Cash Mate Do I Look Fucken Stupid To You?
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The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed a $300 cash bonus for Australians...
Scotty Asks Brian Houston If He Wants A Go At Leading The House Of Reps
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The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend Brian Houston deserves the presumption of innocence, which in...
PM’s Marketing Team Inform Him That Being Mates With Alleged Pedo Protectors Not A Great Look
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After another week from hell, the Prime Minister has been called into an urgent crisis meeting this morning.
Our PM's Marketing Team called...
With 3 Cities In Lockdown And Hillsong Facing Charges, Scotty’s Tempted To Try A Full-Strength
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While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is starting to feel himself...
Nation Tells Scotty We Ain’t Doing This On Tick Bra
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PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they're sick of the talking. Where's the cash Scotty. Pay...
Government Proves They’re Learning By Appointing Christian Porter As Leader Of The House
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The Federal Government has once again shown the nation that they are capable of taking feedback on board.
Following long-running allegations of sexual...
PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300 incentive to those who get fully vaccinated...
Grandpa Kev Teaches Scotty How To Shave After PM Returns From Shower Covered In Bits Of Tissue
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"So what ya wanna do...." says Grandpa Kev, as he unfolds the straight razor.
"Bung a bit of water on your face. Like so"
"Then...
‘Stupid Bogans’ To Blame For Yesterday, Not Lack Of JobKeeper Or Insufficient Supply Of Jabs
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PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely dangerous and unorganised rally in Sydney’s CBD...
