National Party Says Farmers Are Struggling Because Their Bloody Kids Don’t Visit For Xmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THOUSANDS OF YOUNG country men and women are avoiding the trip home for the holidays this year, says a study commissioned by the National Party of Australia.
This time of year is traditionally quite busy for many farmers around the country, especially grain-growers and sheep graziers.
Yet many sons and daughters from farms and stations around...
“Get that s**t off the air!” – ABC to axe local TV current affairs programs
29 November, 2014. 12:24
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected]
THE ABC IS planning to cancel local current affairs programs in the coming weeks after it's content offended Malcolm Turnbull.
First on the chopping block are local and international current affairs shows, such as local editions of 7.30 and world news program Foreign Correspondent.
When veteran ABC broadcaster, Quentin Dempster, says "bye-bye" in...
Bill Cosby Tells Judge “Alleged Victims Say The Darndest Things”
DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru | CONTACT
The Betoota Advocate can today reveal comedian Bill Cosby's first ever attempt to publicly address sexual assault allegations that have come to light over the last two years.
Cosby, a former sitcom superstar and much-loved television host, has found decades of fame and fortune through his unique style of family-friendly comedy.
The former TV Dad has gone...
Minority groups demand – “It’s time for a flag that nobody wants to burn”
November 17, 2014
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]
YESTERDAY'S dramatic display of flag burning in Brisbane's CBD by Aboriginal activists has once again sparked a debate usually reserved for Australia Day:
IS IT TIME TO CHANGE THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG?
Referred to by yesterdays protestors as the 'Australian Rag', the current flag appears to be as unpopular as ever - with both religious and Aboriginal rights...
Turnbull’s Election Win Results In A Colombian Flu Outbreak In Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected]
AN OUTBREAK OF Colombian influenza in Sydney has parts of the city in lockdown as health authorities struggle to contain the disease's spread during post-election celebrations.
"We did it. Jobs and growth," one polo-wearing Waratahs fan was heard shouting from inside the toilets in a well-known Eastern Suburbs hotel.
Areas in the city's east have been...
Betoota Advocate responds to The Today Show
9 November, 2014. 13:03
To Nine Entertainment Co. and ABC Media Watch,
As a small and independent regional newspaper from far-west Queensland, we pride ourselves on reporting fair and just news with authenticity that rivals only the salt on the sunburnt earth that surrounds us here in the Channel Country.
You may know us as The Australian Advocate, you may know us...
Nation’s Greatest Blokes Begin ‘Winter Bulking’ For Dance Festival Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As winter approaches, an entire generation of young Aussies are preparing their strict bodybuilding regimes in preparation for the Summer's electronic dance festivals.
Third year carpentry apprentice, Joel Simmons, says the 'festival season' is quite an important time of the year for a large portion of Australia's blue-collar men.
"It starts in about May when we really start to...
Local Man Cringes To Death While Watching New ABC Comedy Programs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An elderly man has allegedly cringed to death after watching a string of new comedy programs on the ABC.
The 94-year-old man's distraught wife says that her husband fell unconscious while watching Rosehaven and never woke up.
It's understood by police that the man was heard to be sighing heavily and groaning in the minutes leading up...
City Ranger accidentally gives himself parking ticket; takes matter to court
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected]
A CITY OF Sydney parking ranger has ended up in local court after accidentally giving himself a parking ticket.
Rather than paying the somewhat extortionate $104 fine, ranger Stephan John Branks has elected to have the matter heard before a court.
"It was an honest misunderstanding," says Mr Branks.
"I was only parked for 2 minutes,"
The move to...
Prime Minister under fire for falling asleep during Noel Pearson’s tribute to Gough Whitlam
5 November, 2014. 15:09
STANLEY WORTHINGTON | Sydney Correspondent |[email protected]
Those present at today's state memorial for former Prime Minister Gough Whitlam were able to witness history-making speeches and performances array of celebrities and political identities as they paid tribute the man they call 'Comrade'.
With appearances from the likes of Cate Blanchett, Kev Carmody, Paul Kelly and just about everyone from both...