Dutton Furiously Takes Notes During Last Night’s Return Of The Handmaid’s Tale
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After a busy week, Home Affairs Minister and aspiring head of the future Ministry Of Truth, Peter Dutton spent last night furiously working...
Prime Minister Assures Journalists If They Have A Go, They’ll Get A Go, In Prison Lol
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today addressed claims by the media, and his election-weary opposition, that the Federal Government is responsible for the...
Referees Association Raided By AFP Over Whistleblowing
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NRL Headquarters in Sydney has been turned upside down this afternoon as the latest Australian Federal Police raid takes place.
This comes after...
Recently Single Woman Sounds War Horn Assembling Girls To Help Curate Bumble Profile
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Chaotic scenes unfolded on the Betoota Esplanade this afternoon after Eva Yilman (25) sounded her war-horn, disrupting everyone in the popular beachside restaurant...
New Aussie Film Slammed For Failing To Include At Least One Heroin Addict In Storyline
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A highly anticipated Australian film has been slammed this morning after it's premiere last night.
The film titled Little Dog, starring Ben Mendelsohn,...
Geoffrey Rush Avenges Nation’s Lefties By Humiliating News Corp, Young Women
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Following last weekend's shocking election result, pearl clutching lefties across the country were given even more reason to hate the Murdoch Empire.
Not only...
“I’m Moving To New Zealand” Says Shattered Leftie Who’s Sick Of The Dumb Rugby-Loving Farmers
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A young woman from Betoota's French Quarter, our little slice of Fitzroy in the Diamantina, has today confirmed that she is 'literally' moving...
Albo Denies Any Involvement In Tanya Waking Up To A Severed Horse’s Head In Her Bed
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The Member for Grayndler and aspiring Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today denied allegations regarding a disturbing event overnight.
Albanese has today strongly...
Newspoll Predict Parramatta To Comfortably Win The NRL Premiership
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The often referenced Newspoll organisation has today double down on its bold predictions.
After getting the outcome of the federal election incredibly wrong,...
Labor Hires Forensic Cleaners
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The Australian Labor Party has today engaged the services of one of the country's most revered forensic cleaners.
After what can only be...
