Recently Single Man Shaves Head In Bad Boy Rebrand
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Ned Piston (29) has debuted a shocking new hairstyle today that has caused a number of his close friends to wonder whether he’s...
Housemate Wondering When The Beer Man Is Coming To Fill Up The Fridge This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local grown man sized bag of human faeces has been left scratching his head this afternoon.
Finishing up a big week of work,...
Presence Of Schoolmate In Uni Lecture Crushes 1st-Year Student’s Dreams Of Re-Inventing Self
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Things were looking up for young Hugo Watson-Wilson this year.
With the start to his university degree all going to plan, a new...
Q&A Nerds Spend 2 Hours Trying To Figure Out What Football Code Israel Folau Was Sacked From
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian TV audiences were up past their bedtime last night watching yet another riveting edition of ABC's Q&A - complete with nameless fringe-cabinet...
NRL Announce Superstar Joel Turner Will Be Pre Match Entertainment For Origin Game Three
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The NRL have just confirmed that tonight's incredible pre-match Origin performance won't be a one hit wonder.
This comes after Eskimo Joe just...
Perth Overcome With People Asking Where The Pokies Are
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The capital of the aspiring Republic of Western Australia has today been flooded by hordes of people looking for the Where's The Gold...
Israel Folau Takes Part In Ancient Christian Tradition Of Crowd-Funding His Own Salary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Multimillionaire contact sport player Israel Folau has today unveiled plans to raise a $3 million target to help cover his $150,000 to...
Surfer Stuck At Work During Big Swell Rebels Against Societal Constructs By Doing Fuck All
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local surfer is sticking it to the man this morning after showing up to his day job, rather than chucking a sickie...
AFP Officers Treated For Severe Croc-Related Injuries After Attempting To Raid The NT News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian Federal Police officers have finally been released from Darwin hospital more than eight hours after a failed raid of the NT news...
Link Established Between Winning Grand Slams And Not Carrying On Like A Fucking Pelican
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the French capital of Paris overnight, it has been confirmed that there may be a link between...
