Quiet Australians Now Even Quieter After Realising Franking Credits Are Only For Rich People
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A senior couple from Betoota's Flight Path District who wholeheartedly backed Scott Morrison in the 2019 federal election have today learnt that they...
Katter Party MPs Investigated By CCC Over An Alleged Round Of Pina Coladas At The Mad Cow
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A Corruption and Crime Commission (CCC) report has found that elected state government officials from the Katter Australian Party may have engaged in...
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
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A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today.
The cuff link enthusiast did so after turning up to his Old...
Government Puts Down MyGov Crash To Everyone Using The Website When Government Told Them To
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As was expected, the MyGov website has crashed as Australians urgently try to file their tax returns on the first day of the...
“You Totally Get Me!” Says Woman On First Date With A Cop Who Routinely Accesses Her Metadata
Local woman Anita Goodman (31) has always described herself as unlucky in love.
That was until her friends set her up on blind date with...
“You Get Less For Murder!” Says Needy Husband Who Has Ruined Every One Of His Wife’s Dreams
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local landscaper Dennis Falchi (65) has an important message to share with his employees who are forced to listen to his opinions.
After brickie...
Good Samaritan Turns On Hand Dryer For The Grunters When Leaving Bathroom
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At first glance, Selene Henson, 29, seems like your average person today she’s being recognised as a modern day saint.
The Melbourne-based woman is now...
Christians Tighten The Belt On Community Outreach Programs Until Israel Folau Verdict
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Pastors representing a range of different Australian churches have today revealed that the collection plates have been going a bit light since last...
Sydney’s Severe Traffic Problems Completely Fixed After 4th Crack At Inner-City Light Rail
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Sydney residents are rejoicing today, after the NSW Premier announced the end of the megacity's comical traffic congestion issues.
As of next month, Light...
Channel 7 Stand By Decision To Broadcast M*A*S*H Reruns Instead Of Barty’s Wimbledon Opener
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Channel 7 has defended its decision to stick with reruns of the prominent 1970s war comedy-drama TV show M*A*S*H rather than show the...
