Expired Supplements The Last Remaining Evidence Of Local Man’s Attempts To Turn It All Around
BINDI HESLOP | Local News | Contact
“Looking back, I guess buying a 5kg tub of creatine after one good weight session on a visitor’s pass for a mate’s...
Katter Candidate Resigns As Social Media Posts Emerge Of Him Working As A Barista In West End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Katter Australian Party candidate for the seat of Yawannagokunt North-West of Brisbane, has withdrawn after social media posts came to light that...
Labor To Utilise Famous Tony Abbott Response For Any Questions On Adani Going Forward
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In a somewhat odd turn of events, the Australian Labor Party has confirmed today that they will be borrowing a media technique from...
One Nation Adds New Dot-Point To Their Vetting Process For Potential Candidates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As of today, One Nation will be adding a third dot-point to their thorough background checks for potential political candidates, which previously...
Rural Dad Leans Into The Cultural Experience And Asks For Sweet Chilli sauce At Chinese
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Rodney Smyth has pushed himself out of his culinary comfort zone at Mr Ling’s Chinese restaurant this evening after asking the waiter if...
Selfish Piece Of Shit Reclines In Cattle Class
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“Is this guy for real?” Lucy Beach uttered to herself after the man in the seat in front of her put his seat...
Lactose Intolerant Man Throws Caution To The Wind And Dives Into Freezer At Corner Store
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local man with a sensitive little belly has allowed the little devil on his shoulder to talk him into doing something he...
Paris Locals Say They Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Sell Notre Dame To An Outback QLD Publican
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The iconic Notre Dame cathedral has been significantly damaged in a fire that has ripped through its roof and spire but the priceless...
Dusty Woman’s 12 Hour GOT Catchup Marathon Interrupted Briefly By Food Delivery Driver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local woman who has been a little bit Slim Dusty today, has just had her 12 hour Game Of Thrones Marathon interrupted...
Mainstream Brewery Gives Out Free Hat They Hope Will Become Ironically Cool In 20 Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A marketing executive at mainstream brewery “Boggs” has been labelled as a marketing genius after they made the call to give away a...
