Bloke Actually Named Jimmy Recard Turns Out To Be A Bit Of A Gimp
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A local pool water purity specialist named Jimmy Recard is actually not very fun to be around, despite the expectation that comes with...
“I Was Enjoying The Comedy Show Until He Made A Joke About People Like Me”
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It was supposed to be a nice night out on the town.
Two glasses of house red, perhaps a two-sentence...
Local Tradie’s Bloodwork Reveals He’s 80% Iced Coffee
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Betoota Valley carpenter Jackson Alexander (28) has today got back the results to a blood test insisted upon by...
Domestic Air Hostess Couldn’t Give Less Of A Fuck During Safety Briefing
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It’s the most boring part of every flight, and for Shantell Skynner the in-flight safety demonstration is particularly painstaking today....
New Diet Must Be Serious After Salad Is Chosen Instead Of Chips
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Harley Billings (26) has shown his commitment to a new cause today, after ordering a pub meal, and specifically...
Apathetic Gen-Y Says He’d Care More About UberEats Cyclists If They Weren’t Always Late
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Friends of Joshua Blade-Morgan say he's a bright young man - which is why he often collects all the facts before making his...
Mum Cleaning Out Son’s Room Wants To Know If He Wants The Street Sign With His Name On It
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Collecting street signs is a favourite past time for young men across Australia, but there inevitably comes a time...
Kardashian Clan Looking To Construct Whole Sentence Out Of Their Kids’ Names
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The birth of Khloe Kardashian’s first child has been a trending topic in Betoota’s Twittersphere since the announcement, not...
Student Peruses Selection At Bottle-O Likes He’s Not About Rummage Through Bargain Bin
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"Mmmmm... Côtes du Rhône ce soir, monsieur?" he giggled to himself.
"Nah, not tonight. I'm not in a position to fork out...
Could Legalising Cannabis And Taxing It Fix The NBN? Barnaby Joyce Says ‘Whatever’
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The former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce was asked by our reporters this morning via mobile telephone if legalising could find the troubled NBN...
