#NupToTheCup Protests Called Off Due To Melbourne Having Real Issues This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people of Melbourne who like to enjoy a public holiday to celebrate the race that stops the nation are set to do...
Awkward! Bloke Pretending He Hasn’t Just Seen Old Classmate Accidentally Looks Away A Second Too Late
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
When you’re drunkenly walking, the last thing you need is to run into someone from high school.
Especially if they were the chirpy,...
Police Finally Catch Man Responsible For Stealing Clearcoat Off 1990s Magnas
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In good news for owners of the ubiquitous Mitsubishi Magna, police have finally arrested and charged a man responsible for stealing clearcoat...
Storm Fan Who Actually Lives In Melbourne Used To Watching These Finals Alone Anyway
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Melbourne local and Storm fanatic Brett Moore (33) has had what is very fair to call a ‘mixed bag’ of a year.
“The way...
Woman Embarks On Yearly Ritual Of Downloading Sims Expansions Pack And Playing For Five Days Straight
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s that time of year again.
Time for local woman Jasmine Ferguson to remember that the game Sims exists.
She’s not a gamer per see,...
New Colleague Instantly Passes Probationary Period With Impressive Schooner Carry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local sales administration person has today been given some great news.
The 25-year-old Britney Janz was told by HR this morning that...
Teenager Wearing Nautica And Swearing Heaps Outside Valley Maccas Added To BigSound Line Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s alleged that a young fella has unknowingly hoodwinked BIGSOUND organisers after he was seen blasting OneFour out of his Kmart speaker.
Paulo Mamea...
“We Need More Tourists” Says Government That Forces Backpackers To Pick Fruit For $5 An Hour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just as a toddler will one day declare they are willing to dress themselves, Australia has put its hand up and is ready...
Dad Keeps Ten Steps Ahead On Bush Walk Like A General Leading Soldiers Into Battle
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights household has decided to celebrate the warm weather by going on a hike, it’s reported.
Per mum's suggestion that they...
Melbourne Bubble Buddies Begin Contract Negotiations As End Of Lockdown Season Looms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the good news continues to filter through for Melbourne, the city has today entered stage two of its roadmap out of lockdown....
