Palaszczuk Apologises; Reopens Border To Sydney After Remembering She’s Already Won The Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our Great Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has been forced to eat humble pavlova today and apologise to the rat people...
Media Dork Spices Things Up By Adding ‘Wizard’ To His Job Title
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Super cool, hip with the times' agency ‘Froth Media’ isn’t like other agencies.
Company director Michael Brown, who prefers to go by the...
Ute Doing 70 Kilometres On Highway Fairly Good Sign That Load Is Not Very Stable
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Reports of a mysterious ute rattling along Channel Country motorways has been confirmed in an exclusive from The Advocate.
The presence of the enigmatic...
Report: First Hungover Sip Of Mcdonalds Post Mix Packs A Real Punch
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
The last thing local woman Amelia Stewart needed Saturday morning was a proverbial punch to the jaw, but that’s what she got when...
Local Girl Revisits Her Own Instagram Story To See How She’s Perceived By Everyone Else
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Claire Mathieson likes to think she doesn’t care what people think of her - but that’s a flat out lie.
Though the...
No-Win-No-Fee Compensation Lawyers Rush To Mars After Water Discovered On Surface
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In a timely validation of the viability of commercial space travel, a rocket entirely built and crewed by no-win-no-fee lawyers is due...
Hotel Lobby Persists With Grand Piano In Case Michael Buble Ever Stops By For A Night Cap
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In the Betoota CBD you will find The Royal North Colony Hotel est 1891, a timeless venue renowned for its thimble sized heritage...
Garage Sale Shut Down Due To Lack Of Sex And The City Boxed Set
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
When young couple Stella and Jamie Arkus decided to have a garage sale, they were hoping to clear up some clutter and...
Intellectual Quickly Discards Kindle After Realising No One Can See What He’s Reading
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local man Sam Hackett is smart. Like really smart.
So smart, he’s bought a Kindle, so has something to do on his fifteen minute...
“Yeah, My Mate’s Know The Kid Laroi” Says Every Single Teenager In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by parents of high school-aged kids right across the Harbour City has today found that every single teenager in Sydney...
