Report: Maybe You Should Have A Spoonful Of Cement And Harden The Fuck Up, Linda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Defence Minister Linda Reynolds broke down in the Senate yesterday and asked the boss Senator if she could...
PM: “I Need You To Take One For Team ScoMo And Resign, Linda.”
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The pair of pig-headed boomers responsible for creating and fostering an environment where their staff can be sexually assaulted...
Inner City Dog Park Easily Mistaken For Underground Greyhound Track
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Police were called to a French Quarter Dog Park today after a concerned local mistook the regular day time activity as the workings...
High School Teacher A Little Too Eager To Bust Out Racial Slurs Whilst Reading To Kill A Mockingbird
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Rife with symbolism, and themes of social justice, morality and destruction of innocence, To Kill a Mockingbird not only earnt itself a place...
Report: If The Government Phases Out Diesel Vehicles, How Will This B&S Warrior Get The Moot?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Plains man Brett Wilson has today raised an important question.
If diesel and petrol vehicles are phased out over the next couple...
Former Child Prodigy Gives Up On Everything They’re Not Instantly Good At
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As local woman Anna Sandberg looks at her French study notes, she concludes that she wasn’t really fussed on learning the language of...
Local Woman Not In The Mood For Unexpected Item In Bagging Area Shit Right Now
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As she calmly packs up her laptop exactly five minutes past five so as not to appear too eager to leave, local woman...
BREAKING: January Is Almost Over And You Haven’t Achieved Shit
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In breaking news this evening, it can be revealed that the first of twelve months in the 2021 calendar year is almost at...
Transit Officer Decides Bloke With Face Tattoos Not Wearing A Mask Isn’t Worth $21.38 An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Fuck that noise," he said.
"I'm just going to walk over here."
Masks are still compulsory in most places here in...
Queensland The Latest State To Let Nation Down After Letting In The British Super Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The south-east corner of Queensland has comprehensively shit the bed today after letting in the turbocharged version of the...
