Albo Asks Journalists Politely If He Can Have One More Go At Nailing His Zinger Soundbite
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The Opposition Leader had three goes at getting a zinger soundbite sounding right this morning before asking the journalists...
Scotty From NIDA Goes On Ray Hadley To Learn The Proper Art Of Crocodile Tears
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The Prime Minister has gone on Ray Hadley's show on 2GB this morning to play some political tee-ball after...
Sky News Dad Says It’s Increasingly Hard To Defend Gov And Maintain Respect Of Friends And Family
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A Betoota Heights handbag told this 'left-leaning' newspaper this morning that he's currently finding it very difficult to defend...
NSW Top Cop Floats Idea Of A Signed Consent Stat Dec Witnessed By A JP Before Sexual Contact
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Friend to women and New South Wales Police Commissioner Michael "Mick" Fuller has shrugged off criticism of his sexual...
Bread-Winning Wife Just Laughs When Husband Argues Against Getting Vasectomy
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A largely self-made French Quarter woman told The Advocate this afternoon that her husband was under the impression who...
Royal Family Apologist Found To Have White Dog Shit In Their Head Where A Brain Should Be
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A local man who supports the monarchy in this country, and the concept in general, has discovered today that...
Elite Private School Boy Learns His Actions Might Actually Have Consequences After All
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One of our town's future leaders has learned this week that perhaps he can't actually go through life and...
Macquarie Dictionary Updates Definition Of Irony To Linda Reynolds Calling Someone A Lying Cow
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The brains behind the national word book have announced today that their definition of irony has been updated and...
Uptown Boy Explains How Country Takeaway’s Devil Wings Aren’t Even Spicy At All
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A young man who's father lets him have long hair has explained to those around him this afternoon that...
Grey-Haired Sharks Wait Until Auction Is Almost Done To Blow Young Couples Out Of The Water
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A pair of grey-haired sharks from Betoota Grove, one of our town's leafiest and most exclusive enclaves, waited until...
