[Redacted By Legal] Says He’s Going To [Redacted By Legal] Journalists Over [Redacted By Legal]
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A local has explained to our reporters that they can't wait to get their hands on the journalists...
PM Responds To Christine Holgate: “You’d Think I Pissed On The Rug The Way She’s Carrying On”
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The Prime Bloke Scotty Morrison invited reporters into his Parliamentary man cave this morning to watch former Australia Post...
Barnaby Tells The National’s IT Department He Has No Idea How He Managed To Break Another iPad
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Parliament's most popular backbencher Barnaby Joyce has turned in his personal iPad to the National's IT Help Desk Kiosk...
Brisbane Glad To Be Inside, It’s Freezing
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Despite lockdown ending at noon today, the 2.2 million residents of the Queensland capital of Brisbane are yet to...
Next Generation Of “Karen” Identified As “Mia”
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A recent report commissioned by the hospitality and retail unions has found that the next generation of Karens are known as The Mia.
Karen...
Ageing Rock Dog Heading To Bluesfest Fears He May Have Got His Pork Pie Hat Out For Nothing
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An ageing rock dog from our town's French Quarter is sitting tight right now in a petrol station this...
Art Teacher Announces Retirement After Another Student Asks How To Make An NFT
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An art teacher at the North Betoota Sports High School has decided to pack it all in and retire...
“I Was Just Following Orders,” Says Daytime Sky News Employee At The 2056 Bundaberg Trials
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At the conclusion of the Australian Civil War in 2055, the Bundaberg Trials were conducted in part with the...
Removalists Ask Dutton Where He’d Like His Collection Of Dried Cats To Go In His New Office
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The former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is packing up his old office this afternoon as he prepares to...
Angus Taylor Asks Youths Of Goulburn To Stop Peeling The ‘G’ Off His Electoral Office Signage
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Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has asked the local youths who keep peeling the 'G' off his Goulburn electoral...
