Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung
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On-leave Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has spoken today from the iron lung he's been trapped in for the past...
PM: “I’m Making A Captain’s Call To Backflip On This Incredibly Unpopular Policy That Was My Idea”
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The Prime Minister has backflipped on his government's travel ban with India, telling reporters in Sydney today that he's...
“Bloody Hell, Didn’t See That One Coming,” Says PM After China Cuts All Diplomatic Ties With Australia
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The Prime Minister has told reporters today he was completely blind-sided by China's decision to cut all diplomatic ties...
Boomer Discovers They Can Buy Whitegoods Online And Don’t Have To Get Ripped Off At Harvey Norman
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After years of being fleeced each time their toaster packs it in, a breeding pair of local sexagenarians have...
Bill Gates Bashes The Fuck Out Of Some Guy At A Caloundra Boat Ramp For Touching His Crab Pots
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Down-on-his-luck tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly cemented his new-found status as a divorced single-dad by bashing the fuck...
Bill Gates Joins Blokes Advice
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Microsoft-founder Bill Gates has joined Blokes Advice, a popular male-dominated internet forum where men can help each other navigate...
“Where Do I Know That Cunt From?” Man Asks Himself Seeing Curtis Stone In The Qantas Lounge
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A young man who some would argue doesn't belong in the Qantas Club has walked into the Remienko Memorial...
Melbourne’s Wet Markets Given Green Light To Re-Open Next Month
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The many wet markets of Melbourne have been closed for over a year with little light at the end...
Federal Government Faces Uphill Battle To Administer Jabs To 2000 Australians By July
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The Federal Government today faces the almost-impossible challenge to administer over 2000 Australians before July.
Speaking to the media today...
Scotty Says He’ll Apologise But He Won’t Take Off His Sunnies
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The nation's rudeboy-in-chief has conceeded he might need to apologise to Christine Holgate for the way he made her...
