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Uncle Murray Gasser (55) has made it clear to all he’s good for a yarn by wearing his rather dated ‘I Am The Stig’ t-shirt to his family reunion.
A reference to the British men’s therapy program Top Gear, The Stig is one of the show’s long running characters known for his precision driving, white attire and secret identity.
With this in mind it is easy to see that Gasser isn’t taking this whole reunion thing too seriously which is why he is wearing a shirt that was maybe funny 13 years ago.
“It’s only a joke, I’m not really The Stig,” stated Gasser, unaware his nieces and nephews didn’t understand a shred of what he was talking about.
“It’s well documented that The Stig’s favourite t-shirt has a picture of a t-shirt! He also never blinks and naturally faces magnetic north!”
“Haha!”
According to Gasser, the options for his reunion attire were either his Stig shirt, Singha singlet, Stewie Griffin hoodie or his ‘92 Broncos jersey that is so old and frayed it looks as if he was buried in it.
