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US President Joe Biden has expressed his disappointment this morning after walking into a State Dinner with Prime Minister Scott Morrison last night to learn he didn’t bring his happy-go-lucky right-hand-man Barnaby Joyce.
Turning to an aide, President Biden reportedly asked where Barnaby was as he was lead to believe that the Member for New England would be coming along to look at things by day and consume cold beers of an evening.
“Why didn’t Brian Houston’s mate, yo know what’s his face that guy over there smiling at me, bring Barnaby? I love that guy,” said Biden.
“When I won office, Barnaby sent me a 30L drum of Bundaberg Rum and a drench gun. He also sent a set of instructions on how to set it all up. He also sent me a cassette tape of him singing along to songs on the radio,”
“Oh man, I’m so disappointed. I thought we were going to get all this bullshit out of the way then push the tables back and have a real drink,”
“This guy looks like he’s never had alcohol poisoning in his life? What’s his name? It’s what? Like that Canadian basketball coach? He coached the Celtics for a bit, right? Yeah? Not that same guy, though? I’m only kidding, Frankie, Jesus Christ?”
“What? This guy doesn’t like blasphemy, either? What are we supposed to talk about?”
More to come.
