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A remarkably unpopular South Betoota man labelled a MasterChef contestant ‘pathetic’ moments after her profiteroles failed to rise before the judges – just hours after he had cereal for dinner.
Nathan Dacleary, of Alison Road in Betoota Hills, told our reporters that he couldn’t help but laugh as Maria Culver’s dessert fizzled in front of the two manlets and food critic Matt Preston.
He spoke to The Advocate a short time ago about his sentiments toward the show.
“Pathetic,” he uttered to himself.
“Profiteroles aren’t even difficult. Bottom three for you.”
However, his couch and life partner spoke candidly to our reporter regarding Nathan’s criticisms of Ms Culver.
Cameron Wilmott said she’s often taken aback by the things Nathan yells at the television but this time, it seems his criticisms are unfounded.
“He had generic-brand sultana bran for dinner,” she said.
“And it’s not like he just felt like something easy. I’ve lived with him for five years and he hasn’t so much as cooked a toad in the hole since then. If there’s anyone less qualified to put shit on a person trying to cook a fancy dessert, it’s this bag of human shit I share a couch with,”
Our reporter nervously laughed then put the phone down softly.
More to come.
