ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite the cries of ‘Fuck Me!’ that resonated around the country seconds after the first ball of The Ashes was bowled, the broadcast of that first over has interrupted a procession of gambling ads aimed at taking money from people that can’t really afford to lose.
The nation has been waiting all year for the week-long gambling ad with some saying they are also looking forward to seeing some live cricket action crammed in.
One local bookmaker, G’DayMateBET, has essentially hijacked the gambling ad broadcast here in the Diamantina and provided punters in the area with unbeatable markets and odds.
“We have markets on things like how many people are wearing hats the in the crowd and whether the Queensland police with find the person with the trumpet and beat him until he’s a snoring, bleeding mess in Bay 25 by tea,” said G’DayMateBET’s Cheif Mateship Officer, Greg Ortofellashio.
“We also have unbeatable odds. Our app is also great. Even though it was probably made by digital slaves in some developing country, it’s not that clunky,”
“So jump on. Gambling mates sport much more interesting. It feels so good to win money.”
More to come.
