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In news out of Betoota today, it has been confirmed that wind is the shittest and it can fuck right off.
Thats according to a new report by the Bureau Of Meteorology.
In a country known for its share of extreme and sometimes devastating weather events, residents agree that wind is still the one that can well and truly go and fuck itself.
The overwhelming sentiment has again been established this week as the brisk August westerlies arrived, bringing nothing but leaves, pollen and Ekka carnie germs to Brisbane.
“Wind brings nothing good to the table” said Bardon resident Aaron Frame. “Other types of weather have a purpose or at least a silver lining. The wind just blows around like a dickhead and fucks everything up. It’s basically the coriander of weather events”.
Danielle Sweeney, from Kallangur, agrees. “Yeah fuck the wind. Even if you don’t leave the house, you can hear it’s evil howls and its deeply unsettling. Plus my lips are dry and my sinuses are burning. Wind is definitley the shittest bro”.
The current forecast from the weather bureau reads: “this shittiest of shitty winds will fuck itself off in a few days. Asshole.”
