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Betoota Grove mother-of-three, Diane Williamson, says she couldn’t be happier about her oldest son found a new group of friends to go skateboarding with – providing they wear helmets.
“So many kids spend all their time inside nowadays, I’m just glad Charlie has found a group of friends that like getting outdoors. I feel like a hip mummy when I use their skateboarding lingo… ‘ripping cones’.
“He loves going down to the skate park to rip cones with those boys.”
Diane feels the hobby of skateboarding is a great way for young boys to pick up life skills.
“Just the other day I found him cutting off a bit of the garden hose to help repair his skateboard… those things require a lot of maintenance, he has pretty much pinched every pair of scissors in the house!”
Charlie’s mother claims she has noticed a noticeably positive attitude change in her son as well.
“Every afternoon he comes home from skating, he always finds the time to curl up on the couch with his little brothers to watch their Spongebob cartoons. Ripping cones really tuckers him out,”
“I have no problem with skateboarding so long as they are wearing helmets, brain damage is my number one concern.”
Ayy lmao
Im surprised noone has given you gold yet.
Ayyy lmao!
Im sorry to break it to you but your ignorance and neivity is down right stupid and should grow up considering you are a 40 something year old woman who apparently has never been a teenager, hes smoking marijuana and hes using the scissors to chop it up and the hose as a downstem to smoke bongs.
Looks like Jim needs to rip a cone…
way to fucking ruin it Jim
You must be fun at parties.
Why would you rip that mothers heart out. So what he smokes at least he’s not out shooting up Heroine. Let the kid be happy and the mother be happy. She may never trust her child again because you ruined something that was working. He may have told her eventually but you suck Jim.
the fuck bruh?
GODDAMMIT JIM!!
What the fuck Jim?
“he’s dead jim”
but really you’re a dick.
jim is a slimey narcotics agent. I can smell the stench of bacon
Jim, “punching cones” is just another way to say “shredding the bowl”. I can’t believe you would think this is about smoking the THC drugs. That’s just wrong. Kids these days are too good and pure to do such unspeakable things like smoke the weeds. Weeds are bad for you and if smoked regularly, can actually break bones. Stop accusing this poor boy of taking the bong and let him punch cones in the skate bowl if it makes him happy.
Jim, “punching cones” is just another way to say “shredding the bowl”. I can’t believe you would think this is about smoking the THC drugs. That’s just wrong. Kids these days are too good and pure to do such unspeakable things like smoke the weeds. Weeds are bad for you and if smoked regularly, can actually break bones. Stop accusing this poor boy of taking the bong and let him punch cones in the skate bowl if it makes him happy!
Ffs Jim u prolly take a cock easier than a joke.
Shut up Jim, you dick
ayyy lmao
Jim’s just mad cause he can’t rip cones and skate ~,^
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first few comments were all fun and them jim comes along and hes our new bin laden now lol
Fuck you Jim.
HI, as a frequent /r/trees user and advocate of the MMA (Marijuana Memes Association) I’d just like to say that Jim is a very good friend of mine. We like to hang out and ‘punch cones’ (smoke trees lol) together. I met him at a notorious fedora convention when he was wearing a shirt that said “420 blaze it”. Also his mom was really hot so I invited him to get our /r/trees on and after we smoked a whole bowl from my MFLB [Magic Flight Launch Box] we went for munchies at taco bell and got a Doritos Taco and some Mtn Dew Baja Blast.
Did I say I’m at a [10] btw?
[11] ayy lmao
ayy lmao
Personally, I find this to be of amusing.
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The man
Fuck you weeds as you call em will not break your bones I have smoked since I was 16 I’m fine
It’s safer then drinking
Helps with pain/cancer pain
And hemp found in “weeds” is used in so many things
My son skates pipes, too. Do I need to worry?
My son skates, pipes too. Do I need to worry?
Classic Jim…