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Local girl, Shannon Varbetti (27) has today taken to social media to pay tribute to ‘one of her best friends and rock for so many years’ – a close friend named Clare, who’s birthday is today.
In a surprising move, the photo tribute, which has racked up close to 120 likes on social media this morning – actually isn’t a very good shot of the friend being celebrated.
The four-line caption, which gives a deeply emotional summary of their close friendship to date, is far more flattering to the birthday girl than the actual photo of her.
Witnesses say they can’t understand why Shannon would choose that photo, aside from the fact that she’s looks pretty bloody good in it.
Developments have since arisen in the story which suggest Shannon has only recently stopped giving Clare the silent treatment over her selfish and psychopathic decision to text an ex-boyfriend of Ms Varbetti.
This has lead analysts to argue that the unflattering photo may be intentional.
“What. No wayy” says Shannon to her inquisitive new boyfriend, who says even he noticed.
“Oh my God. This is a good photo of both of us. What are you talking about”
Shannon’s alleged passive aggressive social media use appears lost on Clare, who was seen posting ” <3 ” underneath the photo.
No matter how hard I try, I cannot read <3 as anything other than a nutsack.