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One of the nation’s dodgiest multinationals have today moved to secure a big new name for their company.
PWC (Professional Whitecollar Corruption) have revealed they’ve thrown their hat in the ring to sign Gladys Berejiklian on a big money deal.
The former Premier of NSW who engaged in ‘seriously corrupt’ conduct while in charge of the state of NSW is currently the serving out her punishment as the Managing Director of giant Telco Optus.
However, it looks like her lucrative post political career could now get even more lucrative, with PWC confirming interest in signing her on a massive multimillion dollar deal.
“Imagine what we could get done with Gladys pulling strings,” explained a spokesperson for the scandal plagued PWC.
“I mean, tax avoidance, tax evasion, dodgy reports, sham contracts, bullshit consulting”
“You name it, Gladys could help us make hundreds of millions, maybe even billions of dollars off the fact the corporate world has poisoned the world of politics even more than anyone thought was possible.”
“It would be a massive signing for us.”
It’s not known if Gladys has facilitated any dodgy contracts for PWC, like former Labor Premier Bob Carr did for the Macquarie Group before taking a job with them immediately after quitting as Premier of NSW – with some suggesting that she may be signed on future potential.
Gladys has yet to publicly comment on the rumours swirling around about her next club, but is set to follow the tried and tested formula of just taking a job with the highest bidder.
More to come.
