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For the first time ever, Melbourne’s residents actually mean it when they say “I am literally shook rn”
This comes as three earthquakes strike in north-east Victoria, with tremors felt across the state, New South Wales, Canberra and as far as Adelaide and Launceston.
People in Sydney claim to have felt it, but that is likely a gee up because they have that weird competitive thing going on with Melbourne.
One of the earthquakes was a magnitude-5.8 and there are now photos circulating of damage to buildings in Melbourne.
Local Chapel Street resident, Tonia Armstrong (31) says she is literally shaking.
“I’m shook” says the part-time home colonics expert.
“First those bogans took over the city with all their energy drink and fake news”
“And now this”
“I’m literally shaking right now”
