RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
It is hard to believe that the built form monstrosity in the photo above does not even begin to do justice to how hideous the thing really is.
This follows an equally horrid realisation that the structural eyesore is a perfect representation of the narcissistic arsehole living inside.
Chad Paul (39) bought the house with money he had accumulated from being one of those ‘entrepreneurs’ you see advertising on YouTube, promising to teach you (for a fee) how to make money from YouTube videos that teach others how to make money from YouTube videos.
In his ads, he likes to stand in front of what appears to be his own private jet, but no one really knows if it is his jet or not. It’s more likely he is a baggage handler at the airport and took a quick selfie. In another video, he is sitting in the driver’s seat of a parked Lamborghini which is probably someone else’s that he saw down the High St and quickly sat in to shoot his vid.
It is alleged that when you watch Chad’s adverts, the inner repulsion you feel is so gross that you begin to ask stomach-turning questions like, ‘what hope is there for us as a species?’ and ‘do people actually fall for this shit?’
The answer, the Advocate can confirm, is that a lot of people do fall for this shit. And with millions of Chads around the globe producing countless ads for drop-shipping, passive income generation, cryptocurrency, self-publishing on Amazon and more, our species is indeed doomed.
But what is hard to convey in words or pictures is that the awful and disproportionate bulk and mass of his home sums up neatly the self-absorbed nature of Chad himself.
The guy begins and ends every sentence with the words “I”, “me” or “myself”.
The Advocate is known for its impartial reporting of the facts, but we have to go a bit SkyNews here and just tell you the truth as we want you to see it: Chad Paul is a narcissistic arsehole.
Imagine if Andrew Tate and Andrew Bolt had a threesome with Alan Jones and had a baby, it would be Chad Paul.
The Advocate will continue to monitor the situation. Meanwhile, it’s simply curious that the house Chad has bought reflects perfectly all that is wrong with him as a conceited megalomaniac.
